Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes girl orgasm by story about fapping Still has to fap

Makes girl orgasm by story about fapping Still has to fap   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

pays cute cashier with $100 bill gets shorted $20 in change and too afraid to go back and get it

pays cute cashier with $100 bill gets shorted $20 in change and too afraid to go back and get it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl notices you wearing the same t-shirt as yesterday

Cute girl notices you wearing the same t-shirt as yesterday  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Jerk off in class without anyone noticing Get up, huge cum stain

Jerk off in class without anyone noticing Get up, huge cum stain  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

halfway through essay realize you've been using the wrong article the whole time

halfway through essay realize you've been using the wrong article the whole time  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lives in AMERICA Barely has money for food/ home/ clothes

Lives in AMERICA Barely has money for food/ home/ clothes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buy really cute girl lunch and take her to a movie Says she is in a relationship after

Buy really cute girl lunch and take her to a movie Says she is in a relationship after  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Mocks /r/atheism for "being judgemental dicks and virgins that wear fedoras" doesn't realize it makes him the same thing

Mocks /r/atheism for

you know how you feel when you wake up after getting a bad sunburn? no, i guess you don't, huh?

you know how you feel when you wake up after getting a bad sunburn? no, i guess you don't, huh?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl wearing a black dress said thank you I said black will absorb more sunlight makes it hot

Cute girl wearing a black dress said thank you I said black will absorb more sunlight makes it hot  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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