Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hey babe send me a sexy pic sends real pic,"no really. thats too good to be you"

Hey babe send me a sexy pic sends real pic,

Finally asks girl on a date "Yes drinks are good! Ill see who I can get together"

Finally asks girl on a date

Thinks of funny comment too high to put it in words

Thinks of funny comment too high to put it in words  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Decorated awesome Easter egg that says "Happy zombie Jesus day" "Accidentally" cracked it before religious family could see

Decorated awesome Easter egg that says

become sexually active with a girl masturbation habits remain the exact same

become sexually active with a girl masturbation habits remain the exact same  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tell parents your taking her to see a new film, fuck in parking lot instead alibi falls through next morning when they find that theater doesnt have the film til next week

tell parents your taking her to see a new film, fuck in parking lot instead alibi falls through next morning when they find that theater doesnt have the film til next week  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

high as fuck comments on facebook all night

high as fuck comments on facebook all night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get hot first date talk about reddit

get hot first date talk about reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Brings two drunk girls back to apartment Roommate hooks up with both of them

Brings two drunk girls back to apartment Roommate hooks up with both of them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets filmed by popular news channel from the waist down for a story on obesity

gets filmed by popular news channel from the waist down for a story on obesity  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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