Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot babe asks for the time SPILLS drink in lap turning wrist to look at watch

Hot babe asks for the time SPILLS drink in lap turning wrist to look at watch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl coming over, text: just call when you get here Auto-Correct: Hussy call when you get here

Girl coming over, text: just call when you get here Auto-Correct: Hussy call when you get here  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says, "I love giving blowjobs" "What's it like?"

Girl says,

buys a prostitute with outback steakhouse gift certificates

buys a prostitute with outback steakhouse gift certificates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends throw awesome birthday party for you don't know what to do when they sing "happy birthday"

Friends throw awesome birthday party for you don't know what to do when they sing

have important thing to say in class, raise hand Professor doesn't see me, put it back down

have important thing to say in class, raise hand Professor doesn't see me, put it back down  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally get hit on by hot girl she's 16

finally get hit on by hot girl she's 16  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes it to the front page on a tiny subreddit

makes it to the front page on a tiny subreddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes lots of friends at a new job calls them all "dude" because can't remember their names

makes lots of friends at a new job calls them all

make the front page of reddit spends the rest of the day telling all of his friends about it

make the front page of reddit spends the rest of the day telling all of his friends about it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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