Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

sends message to a girl telling her how i feel immediately closes browser and wonders when it will be safe to log back in

sends message to a girl telling her how i feel immediately closes browser and wonders when it will be safe to log back in  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You shit sit here!" "why?"

Girl i have feelings for Says She loves me like a brother

Girl i have feelings for Says She loves me like a brother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Take initiative and ask to sit with crush. Crush says there might not be enough space... Run away right as shes making room.

Take initiative and ask to sit with crush. Crush says there might not be enough space... Run away right as shes making room.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds first girlfriend's hand in hallway between classes Boner

Holds first girlfriend's hand in hallway between classes Boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

life.

 life.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

perfectly customises coffee order "and your first name?" "no"

perfectly customises coffee order

Cute girl flirts with me at the register "are you picking up your valtrex?"

Cute girl flirts with me at the register

Finally got cute woman to come over for sexytimes Skunk shits its pants outside of my window.

Finally got cute woman to come over for sexytimes Skunk shits its pants outside of my window.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response 4 hours later while trying to sleep

Thinks up amazingly witty and sarcastic response 4 hours later while trying to sleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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