Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

laughs at girls joke about being hit by a car she was actually hit by a car

laughs at girls joke about being hit by a car she was actually hit by a car  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Plays professional baseball Uncomfortable in rooms with more than 5 people

Plays professional baseball Uncomfortable in rooms with more than 5 people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a huge party with tonnes of friends and hot girls Wakes up

Has a huge party with tonnes of friends and hot girls Wakes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Almost always given opportunity for one night stand can never get it up, and/or too nervous to follow through once home

Almost always given opportunity for one night stand can never get it up, and/or too nervous to follow through once home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to dinner and a movie with friend does not realize it is a date

goes to dinner and a movie with friend does not realize it is a date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot chick I've been crushing on gives me her number She's under 18

Hot chick I've been crushing on gives me her number She's under 18  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes great joke to stranger while exiting the Restroom Stays behind and Holds restroom stall open for them

Makes great joke to stranger while exiting the Restroom Stays behind and Holds restroom stall open for them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Accidentally steals friends girlfriend, More awkward friend then steals her from me.

Accidentally steals friends girlfriend, More awkward friend then steals her from me.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with hot girl Ejaculates

Makes out with hot girl Ejaculates  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

BRINGS HOME A HOT GIRL FOR SEX CAN'T OPEN A PACK OF CONDOMS

BRINGS HOME A HOT GIRL FOR SEX CAN'T OPEN A PACK OF CONDOMS  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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