Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I'd totally bang you" "You're unattractive enough that I know you would try really hard"

Man up and go to doctor about yeast infection have to show penis to a girl i went to school with

Man up and go to doctor about yeast infection have to show penis to a girl i went to school with  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flex in front of girl Right arm significantly bigger than left

Flex in front of girl Right arm significantly bigger than left  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

invites girl he likes over with his bestfriend she has a crush on him and does an essay

invites girl he likes over with his bestfriend she has a crush on him and does an essay  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with girl you just met She gives you a STD

Has sex with girl you just met She gives you a STD  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl asks if she can sign my cast Nah, I don't want you to

Girl asks if she can sign my cast Nah, I don't want you to  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

We started making out and she took off my pants but then I turned on the tv

We started making out and she took off my pants but then I turned on the tv  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GOT A cute girl's number Now what?

GOT A cute girl's number Now what?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets checked out by a 10 Doesn't do or say jack-shit

Gets checked out by a 10 Doesn't do or say jack-shit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets xbox live to make friends and interact with other people tel-s ev-ry-ne my mic is bro-en

gets xbox live to make friends and interact with other people  tel-s ev-ry-ne my mic is bro-en  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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