Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buying condoms Uses self checkout so no one sees

Buying condoms Uses self checkout so no one sees  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally meets the perfect girl She's moving to the other side of the globe next week

Finally meets the perfect girl She's moving to the other side of the globe next week  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl gave me her panties Poop Stains

Girl gave me her panties Poop Stains  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Joins gym next to office to get in shape Accidentally sees boss' hosser in locker room

Joins gym next to office to get in shape Accidentally sees boss' hosser in locker room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Skypes with girl Sit there staring at eachother

Skypes with girl Sit there staring at eachother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wakes up next to a naked chick in the backyard of a party house too drunk last night to know if virginity was lost

Wakes up next to a naked chick in the backyard of a party house too drunk last night to know if virginity was lost  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

High fives kid in front of me He was just stretching

High fives kid in front of               me He was just stretching  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl sits next to you in dining hall your table was the only place for her and her boyfriend

cute girl sits next to you in dining hall your table was the only place for her and her boyfriend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

coins new term 'socially awksome penguin' doesn't catch on

coins new term 'socially awksome penguin' doesn't catch on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

new sex partner heads for downtown knees them in chin

new sex partner heads for downtown knees them in chin  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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