Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"hey, how are you?" "i'm good, you?" "good, you?"

"I've always thought you were cute. You remind me of my hot cousin."

tour with tegan and sara none of their groupies want to sleep with you

tour with tegan and sara none of their groupies want to sleep with you  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds courage to start conversation at party Spends all attention on how to end it soon

Finds courage to start conversation at party Spends all attention on how to end it soon  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Grinding with really hot girl "where's your boyfriend?"

Grinding with really hot girl

Spoons naked chick Farts on your dick

Spoons naked chick Farts on your dick  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made out with a guy for the first time on new years realize i find french kissing disgusting

made out with a guy for the first time on new years realize i find french kissing disgusting   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lends new girlfriend 4GB memory stick Is full of wedding pictures from before my divorce

Lends new girlfriend 4GB memory stick Is full of wedding pictures from before my divorce  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

notices lots of new karma wtf did i say?

notices lots of new karma wtf did i say?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

HOT GIRL ASKS TO SWIM IN MY LANE JUST PEED

HOT GIRL ASKS TO SWIM IN MY LANE JUST PEED  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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