Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks a hot girl out on a date and sge says yes has a panic attack in the bathroom during the date

Asks a hot girl out on a date and sge says yes has a panic attack in the bathroom during the date  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl says i'm so big i hurt "well that's weird, you're not really that petite"

girl says i'm so big i hurt

asks for her number sorry. i just wanted to get laid, no feelings

asks for her number sorry. i just wanted to get laid, no feelings  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Socializes with strangers Friend notices : "wow, you're being social!"

Socializes with strangers Friend notices :

Lets girl draw on your arm Girl draws penis

Lets girl draw on your arm Girl draws penis  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts walking across warren Realizes there's only 3 seconds left

Starts walking across warren Realizes there's only 3 seconds left  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Make it to the front page in a subreddit of 1

Make it to the front page in a subreddit of 1  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally get a chance to rub one out Girlfriend wakes up

Finally get a chance to rub one out Girlfriend wakes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Nofap fap

Nofap fap  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wakes up in a strange bed, with a strange girl, doesn't know where he is, who she is, how he got there or why she is dead

wakes up in a strange bed, with a strange girl, doesn't know where he is, who she is, how he got there or why she is dead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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