Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dress up for school's Geek Day everyone thinks it's my normal attire

Dress up for school's Geek Day everyone thinks it's my normal attire  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds ftp game and gets addicted broke the next week

Finds ftp game and gets addicted broke the next week  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks for two straws with milkshake "double the suction"

asks for two straws with milkshake

Slips through doors as just as they close shut like a total bad ass Hot girl behind you face plants into them

Slips through doors as just as they close shut like a total bad ass Hot girl behind you face plants into them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hooks up with hot girl walks her back to party with period blood all over face, hands, and shirt

hooks up with hot girl walks her back to party with period blood all over face, hands, and shirt  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

new semester and hits it off well with a bunch of people in class remembers zero of their names

new semester and hits it off well with a bunch of people in class remembers zero of their names  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot Girl takes me upstairs to "look or her friend" Look for a minute and head back downstairs alone

Hot Girl takes me upstairs to

"Just looking around" buys expensive gear from another sales guy

girlfriend wants to have a threesome Not invited

girlfriend wants to have a threesome Not invited  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets laid must keep feet under blanket at all times because scared of monsters

gets laid must keep feet under blanket at all times because scared of monsters  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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