Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush makes a picture with me his default Cropped me out of it

Crush makes a picture with me his default Cropped me out of it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes Girlfriend out for new years kisses someone else at midnight

Takes Girlfriend out for new years kisses someone else at midnight  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl aks if I am an American Eagle model Is actually making fun of me

Girl aks if I am an American Eagle model Is actually making fun of me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Wow, you're actually pretty cool" "Thought you were retarded or something"

Gets 300+ Birthday Wishes on Facebook Comments "thank you" on all of them

Gets 300+ Birthday Wishes on Facebook Comments

Girl says she wants to "see my python"... she Meant programming language

Girl says she wants to

Decide to congratulate my stoner roommate for not suggesting we move to Colorado Informed my stoner roommate that pot is legal in Colorado

Decide to congratulate my stoner roommate for not suggesting we move to Colorado Informed my stoner roommate that pot is legal in Colorado  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finished masters degree while working fulltime no friends left to celebrate

finished masters degree while working fulltime no friends left to celebrate  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Shaved pubes at her request Folliculitis of the sack

Shaved pubes at her request Folliculitis of the sack  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hangs our with attractive girl and gets a goodbye kiss from her little brother

Hangs our with attractive girl and gets a goodbye kiss from her little brother  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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