Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have a wildy successful post on reddit it's a poop joke

have a wildy successful post on reddit it's a poop joke  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to a party "I'm Sorry, I just started playing solitaire..maybe later"

Invited to a party

Texts girl everyday all week Out of topics when you see her in person

Texts girl everyday all week  Out of topics when you see her in person  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally start telling the girl you love your feelings "haha don't be silly, we're such good friends"

Finally start telling the girl you love your feelings

thought about spongebob to last longer came instantly

thought about spongebob to last longer came instantly  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes down on girl throws up

goes down on girl
 throws up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl mounts him, about to have sex Passes out cause of asthma

Girl mounts him, about to have sex Passes out cause of asthma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

See someone you partied with last night blank out on their name

See someone you partied with last night blank out on their name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tell friends I'm going on a date Replies "with a girl?"

Tell friends I'm going on a date Replies

"Thanks for the quickie. Sorry it was a quickie."

Like us for More!