Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made carbon toaster flips his shit and sings the song of his people

made carbon toaster flips his shit and sings the song of his people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl finally asks him out says "why?"

girl finally asks him out  says

Girl says, "Your fingernails look really nice!" -"Thanks, I bite them myself"

Girl says,

Ask professor to turn off speakers because they are just giving static speakers are off and no one else hears anything

Ask professor to turn off speakers because they are just giving static speakers are off and no one else hears anything  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets awesome grade in 1st semester design Teacher moves to Indiana

Gets awesome grade in 1st semester design Teacher moves to Indiana  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl gives her number doesnt want to seem creepy by texting her

hot girl gives her number doesnt want to seem creepy by texting her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Insults boy for his ultimate frisbee realises has pulled 7 players

Insults boy for his ultimate frisbee realises has pulled 7 players  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts making friends in class changes major

Starts making friends in class changes major  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a job interview Has a job interview

Has a job interview Has a job interview  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl came up to me and said i was cute I asked her what her major was

Girl came up to me and said i was cute I asked her what her major was  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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