Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Rumour spread about having large penis isn't true

Rumour spread about having large penis isn't true  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl parks across form me, smiling, with her window down trying to say something makes eye contact, pretends not to see her, and drives away.

Cute girl parks across form me, smiling, with her window down trying to say something makes eye contact, pretends not to see her, and drives away.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me I'm sexy Laughed in her face

Girl tells me I'm sexy Laughed in her face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"ya we are definitely gonna hang out this summer" Doesn't hear from them ever

"You're like a brother to me" "Except i'd fuck you"

Walks in on a GW Photo Shoot "I see your busy. I will come back later"

Walks in on a GW Photo Shoot

TELL'S GIRL HE LIKES THAT HE MADE A SIRLOIN STEAK BURGER FORGETS SHE'S A VEGETARIAN

TELL'S GIRL HE LIKES THAT HE MADE A SIRLOIN STEAK BURGER FORGETS SHE'S A VEGETARIAN  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally made the front page of reddit while commuting home from work

finally made the front page of reddit while commuting home from work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to girls all night long, It was Siri

Talks to girls all night long, It was Siri  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets number from hot girl doesn't know what to do with it

Gets number from hot girl doesn't know what to do with it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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