Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally Works up courage to call girl "Uh...sorry I must have pocket-dialed you."

Finally Works up courage to call girl

Tries to compliment boss by telling him he smiles like his mom He's adopted

Tries to compliment boss by telling him he smiles like his mom He's adopted   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Met a fellow redditor on xBOX lIVE After sharing how we fucked each other's moms

Met a fellow redditor on xBOX lIVE After sharing how we fucked each other's moms  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Had two girls take off my pants because I vomited on myself and was to drunk to put myself to bed

Had two girls take off my pants because I vomited on myself and was to drunk to put myself to bed  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Bro check out this super badass action movie trailer on my phone First search choice: my little pony episode 1

Bro check out this super badass action movie trailer on my phone First search choice: my little pony episode 1  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

comes up with best couples halloween costume ever getting divorced

comes up with best couples halloween costume ever getting divorced  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks Best Friend to Start a Roleplay I say if she doens't like it i can kill her it is the hunger games

Asks Best Friend to Start a Roleplay I say if she doens't like it i can kill her it is the hunger games  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

deepthroat it it's not that big

deepthroat it it's not that big  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees ex for first time in a year and she got fat Still love her

Sees ex for first time in a year and she got fat Still love her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

red vs. blue

red vs. blue  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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