Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl: you're really funny You're like Alan from the Hangover

Cute girl: you're really funny You're like Alan from the Hangover  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Says "Have a good time" to gf's parents they are going to a funeral

Says

hit on hot foreign girl in her native language she rejects you in english

hit on hot foreign girl in her native language she rejects you in english  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute guy waves at you and you wave back realize he was waving at more attractive girl on your left

cute guy waves at you 
and you wave back realize he was waving at more attractive girl on your left  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends sick Aunt a Get-Well-Soon card dies before it arrives

Sends sick Aunt a Get-Well-Soon card dies before it arrives  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get a kiss from a cute girl at midnight on your bithday says "happy birthday to you too"

get a kiss from a cute girl at midnight on your bithday says

girl wants to have sex too drunk to get boner

girl wants to have sex too drunk to get boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

buys season pass to water park afraid to go alone because people might think he's a creepy old man

buys season pass to water park afraid to go alone because people might think he's a creepy old man  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tried to contribute Shakespeare quote to the class Forget the quote and cite the wrong play

Tried to contribute Shakespeare quote to the class Forget the quote and cite the wrong play  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

MAKES FUN OF FOX FOR OBVIOUS BIAS READS ABOUT IT IN NEWSWEEK

MAKES FUN OF FOX FOR OBVIOUS BIAS READS ABOUT IT IN NEWSWEEK  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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