Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Me: "Want to spoon?" Girlfriend: "You want to have lesbian sex with me?"

Me:

sprints on the treadmill at the highest speed eats shit and gets thrown back 10 feet

sprints on the treadmill at the highest speed eats shit and gets thrown back 10 feet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Start dating a girl I met from Reddit Got ditched for scumbag Steve.

Start dating a girl I met from Reddit Got ditched for scumbag Steve.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

6,000 people liked my post! 5,000 people hated it

6,000 people liked my post! 5,000 people hated it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hits it off with good-looking guy at college reddit meetup "yeah that penguin mee-mee is hilarious"

hits it off with good-looking guy at college reddit meetup

has girlfriend shows her oag meme

has girlfriend shows her oag meme  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Holds door open for hot girl From 30 meters away

Holds door open for hot girl From 30 meters away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute guy asks "Do you have a number?" Answer "Yeah, do you want it?"

Cute guy asks

Hides flower in scrabble tile bag every single petal falls off

Hides flower in scrabble tile bag every single petal falls off  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally has the balls to ask a girl out On Facebook

Finally has the balls to ask a girl out On Facebook  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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