Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i want to take a shit on company time doesn't do it because supervisor will think i took an early lunch

i want to take a shit on company time doesn't do it because supervisor will think i took an early lunch  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Is horrified that someone photoshopped conjoined twins giving head goes to space dicks after telling everyone how sick they are

Is horrified that someone photoshopped conjoined twins giving head goes to space dicks after telling everyone how sick they are   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Show up early to a job interview A week early

Show up early to a job interview A week early  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Musters courage to admit to crush on her years ago she feels the opposite way. her OAG girlfriend Kelsey calls me a "pathetic, creepy, and terrible human being."

Musters courage to admit to crush on her years ago she feels the opposite way. her OAG girlfriend Kelsey calls me a

Gets to the frontpage dream

Gets to the frontpage dream   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Got an Australian girl's number to her phone in Australia

Got an Australian girl's number to her phone in Australia  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl I'm into makes me get snap chat so she can send me pics sends me pics of her food and clothes

Girl I'm into makes me get snap chat so she can send me pics sends me pics of her food and clothes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

1000 Word comment...1 upvote one sentence comment.. 1500 upvotes

1000 Word comment...1 upvote one sentence comment.. 1500 upvotes   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meet a new friend and have a nice conversation. Never got his name, and still don't know it.

Meet a new friend and have a nice conversation. Never got his name, and still don't know it.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally got the balls Kicks them over the fence.

Finally got the balls Kicks them over the fence.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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