Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with a girl Thanks her afterwards

Has sex with a girl Thanks her afterwards  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

5,000 Karma 5,000th comment

5,000  Karma 5,000th  comment  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend Can't leave me for my Best Friend Because i have no friends

Girlfriend Can't leave me for my Best Friend Because i have no friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finds courage to come clean about page history TL;DR

finds courage to come clean about page history TL;DR  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Does sexy Strip for boyfriend Gets tank top with built in bra stuck on head

Does sexy Strip for boyfriend Gets tank top with built in bra stuck on head  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute guy at the bar stares directly at me think he's a waiter and ask for a glass of water

Cute guy at the bar stares directly at me think he's a waiter and ask for a glass of water  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You have really nice hair... it reminds me of my dog's"

Gets a whole crowd of people to applaud while singing to self in public Automatically assumes they were applauding for somebody else and claps with them

Gets a whole crowd of people to applaud while singing to self in public Automatically assumes they were applauding for somebody else and claps with them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

texting beautiful girl for months Still get an adrenaline rush every time I text her

texting beautiful girl for months Still get an adrenaline rush every time I text her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a hot girl's number Too nervous to text back

Gets a hot girl's number Too nervous to text back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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