Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with hot girl in the mirror of the women's room

Makes eye contact with hot girl in the mirror of the women's room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl starts a conversation while at the bar Brings out phone - starts showing her photos of computer

Girl starts a conversation while at the bar Brings out phone - starts showing her photos of computer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

At party, girl says, "here take my number!" "Sure, but what for?"

At party, girl says,

Easily holds alcohol too nervous at parties to talk to women

Easily holds alcohol  too nervous at parties to talk to women  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meet a cute girl in my dorm lounge Talks to herself in random outbursts.

Meet a cute girl in my dorm lounge Talks to herself in random outbursts.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl invites me to thanksgiving dinner with her friends stayed at home alone and ate an entire grocery store chicken.

Hot girl invites me to thanksgiving dinner with her friends stayed at home alone and ate an entire grocery store chicken.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

boss calls me in and tells me I do the work of three men Moe, Larry, and Curly

boss calls me in and tells me I do the work of three men Moe, Larry, and Curly  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally makes front page on r/jokes Self posts don't count for karma

Finally makes front page on r/jokes Self posts don't count for karma  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hey want to catch a movie tonight?" "Oops wrong number. Bye."

"Google" searches Horrible female singers Comes up with Justin Bieber

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