Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Super excited to join r/dogs first post i see: how to dispose of the dead bodies??

Super excited to join r/dogs first post i see: how to dispose of the dead bodies??  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Patriots sign big name player It's Tim Tebow

Patriots sign big name player It's Tim Tebow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tell boyfriend you love him for the first time he responds "I love me too"

tell boyfriend you love him for the first time he responds

Gets an amazing first BJ "Wow, how'd you get so good at that?"

Gets an amazing first BJ

Attractive co-worker asks about plans for Valentine's Day Needs to get shift covered

Attractive co-worker asks about  plans for Valentine's Day Needs to get shift covered  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spends over $150 to get girlfriend flowers each week for a month Florist delivers all of them on the same day

Spends over $150 to get girlfriend flowers each week for a month Florist delivers all of them on the same day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Offer my seat to an elderly woman on train "you don't think I can stand up for 10 damn minutes?"

Offer my seat to an elderly woman on train

wipes ass with $100 bill monopoly money

wipes ass with $100 bill monopoly money  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Im gonna fuck so many girls in college Nope

Im gonna fuck so many girls in college Nope  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

takes girls virginity sorry, wont happen agian

takes girls virginity  sorry, wont happen agian  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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