Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets a call from the blind date she had 2 days ago "sorry, butt dial"

gets a call from the blind date she had 2 days ago

Writes a perfect essay Misspells words so they don't think your plagiarizing.

Writes a perfect essay Misspells words so they don't think your plagiarizing.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tried to make a sexist meme Gets burned about my sexuality

Tried to make a sexist meme Gets burned about my sexuality  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to lose virginity raped by dolphins

about to lose virginity raped by dolphins  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Spend all morning talking with coworkers Flies been down since leaving for work

Spend all morning talking with coworkers Flies been down since leaving for work  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to party Looks for accept button

Gets invited to party Looks for accept button  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

drunkenly hooks up with a 10 for a one nighter awkwardly leaves next morning when she tells you she didn't sleep a wink because of my CLAMOROUS snoring

drunkenly hooks up with a 10 for a one nighter awkwardly leaves next morning when she tells you she didn't sleep a wink because of my CLAMOROUS snoring  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

go to store a lot and owner starts being friendly and joking with you stop going to store

go to store a lot and owner starts being friendly and joking with you stop going to store  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I constantly try to meet new people because they don't already know how much of a loser I am

I constantly try to meet new people because they don't already know how much of a loser I am  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Picked up BY TWO CUTE COLLEGE GIRLS Gives wrong direction and pretends strangers house is his

Picked up BY TWO CUTE COLLEGE GIRLS Gives wrong direction and pretends strangers house is his  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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