Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets invited to a fun party for the first time in weeks Makes it all the way to the door, realizes he doesn't know anyone but the host and goes home instead

Gets invited to a fun party for the first time in weeks Makes it all the way to the door, realizes he doesn't know anyone but the host and goes home instead  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend wants to have sex Indestructible Hymen

Girlfriend wants to have sex Indestructible Hymen  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl repeatedly tries to make eye contact Stare straight ahead and pretend you don't notice

Cute girl repeatedly tries to make eye contact Stare straight ahead and pretend you don't notice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I may have alzheimer's But at least I don't have alzheimer's

I may have alzheimer's But at least I don't have alzheimer's  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets someone to open up Its not a safe

Finally gets someone to open up Its not a safe  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girlfriend has to unsub from r/gonewild

Gets a girlfriend has to unsub from r/gonewild  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells hilarious "yo mama is so fat" joke to friend his obese mother is present

tells hilarious

Finally get the nerve to call someone on the phone Voicemail

Finally get the nerve to call someone on the phone Voicemail  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I sit next to blind kid in cafeteria Excuse myself by saying "See you later"

I sit next to blind kid in cafeteria Excuse myself by saying

"Sure ;)" Has caramel

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