Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush hugs me from behind while inline skating Farts

Crush hugs me from behind while inline skating Farts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Wife trusts me enough to watch the kids for the weekend while she visits family Have to double check every 15 minutes to make sure the 4 month old is still breathing

Wife trusts me enough to watch the kids for the weekend while she visits family Have to double check every 15 minutes to make sure the 4 month old is still breathing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

DAYDREAMING AND AGREEING TO EVERYTHING BOSS JUST SAID LIKE ITS NOTHING WAIT..."tHE FUCK WAS SHE TALKING ABOUT"?

DAYDREAMING AND AGREEING TO EVERYTHING BOSS JUST SAID LIKE ITS NOTHING WAIT...

went to surprise boyfriend in the shower "who are you and why are you in my house?"

went to surprise boyfriend in the shower

It takes 0.2 seconds to fall in love and 4 seconds for silence to become awkward.

It takes 0.2 seconds to fall in love and 4 seconds for silence to become awkward.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Doesn't have a roommate Lives at home with parents

Doesn't have a roommate Lives at home with parents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hey babe, what's your new years resolution?" "Ah, you're on Reddit. It's not to have sex with you more often."

girlfriend starts giving me blow job while I'm on the phone with my parents

girlfriend starts giving me blow job while I'm on the phone with my parents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Can get a girlfriend Facebook profile has been the collective effort of all girlfriends

Can get a girlfriend Facebook profile has been the collective effort of all girlfriends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

really cute girl sits next to me on a bench spend whole time trying to look cool instead of talking to her

really cute girl sits next to me on a bench spend whole time trying to look cool instead of talking to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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