Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Backhands annoying fly during lecture Right into attractive girls face

Backhands annoying fly during lecture Right into attractive girls face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets boner in public, remembers flexing bicep will draw blood away from penis bicep is too weak to redirect blood flow

Gets boner in public, remembers flexing bicep will draw blood away from penis bicep is too weak to redirect blood flow  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

skyping with cute blonde while browsing reddit

skyping with cute blonde while browsing reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Having awesome sex with my wife Can't stop thinking about cumming on my own tits

Having awesome sex with my wife Can't stop thinking about cumming on my own tits  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl puts hand inside my pants and grabs my butt then credit cards me

Girl puts hand inside my pants and grabs my butt then credit cards me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Woman tells him she'd fuck him If she wasn't his mom

Woman tells him she'd fuck him If she wasn't his mom  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Called Head of company Mr. Manager he looked at me funny I haven't gotten a call back

Called Head of company
 Mr. Manager he looked at me funny  
I haven't gotten a call back  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

acne clears up notices he is now going bald

acne clears up notices he is now going bald  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush talks to me about prom About how she doesn't want to go

Crush talks to me about prom About how she doesn't want to go
  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Met the girl of my dreams woke up

Met the girl of my dreams woke up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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