Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Not sure if she thinks i'm really handsome and doesn't want to stare or thinks i'm really ugly and doesn't want to look at my face.

Not sure if she thinks i'm really handsome and doesn't want to stare or thinks i'm really ugly and doesn't want to look at my face.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has a hot girlfriend tries to be funny by refusing to speak to her directly

has a hot girlfriend tries to be funny by refusing to speak to her directly  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Charms hot waitress into getting $50 meal on the house tells manager who then fires her for giving away free food

Charms hot waitress into getting $50 meal on the house tells manager who then fires her for giving away free food  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl smiles at me smile back with mouth full of food

Cute girl smiles at me smile back with mouth full of food  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally musters up enough courage to ask girl to dinner "I leave tomorrow for 4 months in rome for travel study."

Finally musters up enough courage to ask girl to dinner

I congratulate him He tells me they haven't had sex in a year

I congratulate him He tells me they haven't had sex in a year  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Started dating girl of dreams Can't stop thinking about her breaking up with me

Started dating girl of dreams 
 Can't stop thinking about her breaking up with me  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to hold door open for girl Hits her in the head when reaching for the door

Goes to hold door open for girl  Hits her in the head when reaching for the door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Trıes to show-off his deck at beastman champion brawl dıes first

Trıes to show-off his deck at beastman champion brawl dıes first  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SEES SOMETHING WORTHY OF FRONT PAGE TOO AWKWARD TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT IN PUBLIC

SEES SOMETHING WORTHY OF FRONT PAGE TOO AWKWARD TO TAKE A PICTURE OF IT IN PUBLIC  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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