Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

follow girl home from party and kiss her goodnight too drunk to remember it next time they meet

follow girl home from party and kiss her goodnight too drunk to remember it next time they meet  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks cute girl if she's doing anything tonight "I am now"

Asks cute girl if she's doing anything tonight

In amazing long term relationship Everyone thinks you strike out with all the girls

In amazing long term relationship Everyone thinks you strike out with all the girls  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made a witty joke that made everyone laugh couldn't focus after due to adrenaline rush

Made a witty joke  that  made everyone laugh couldn't focus after due to adrenaline rush  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have an awesome nose blowing session booger on upper lip for the rest of the day

have an awesome nose blowing session booger on upper lip for the rest of the day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Wow you've lost a lot of weight!" "you don't look like a truck anymore"

Finally gets a girlfriend after 4 years She is a nazi

Finally gets a girlfriend after 4 years She is a nazi  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sleeps With Hot Girl Wet Dream

Sleeps With Hot Girl Wet Dream  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

walks over to sit next to hot girl trips, falls, and farts on impact

walks over to sit next to hot girl  trips, falls, and farts on impact   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Invited to sorority formal As "best friend"

Invited to sorority formal As
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