Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

+5 link karma gets excited

+5 link karma gets excited  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Give a stranger directions. Spend next ten minutes thinking about how I could've given better directions.

Give a stranger directions. Spend next ten minutes thinking about how I could've given better directions.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Have cake day on actual birthday Constant reminder of what I was doing that night

Have cake day on actual birthday Constant reminder of what I was doing that night  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets dressed to go clubbing dances to youtube videos in living room

gets dressed to go clubbing dances to youtube videos in living room  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Random girl next to me can't keep her hands off of me is six years old

Random girl next to me can't keep her hands off of me is six years old  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl in volleyball shorts gets on the treadmill in front of me Spend half an hour trying not to get a boner

Hot girl in volleyball shorts gets on the treadmill in front of me Spend half an hour trying not to get a boner  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finally talk to the girl you like friendzoned

finally talk to the girl you like friendzoned  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

opens door for hot date stuck holding door for the next 20 people

opens door for hot date stuck holding door for the next 20 people  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talking with the woman cutting my hair Get hair in mouth and swallow it so I don't have to spit it out

Talking with the woman cutting my hair Get hair in mouth and swallow it so I don't have to spit it out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finds a stranger's cell phone on a dark bus. he says thank you later at his stop. "oh no, thankyou"

finds a stranger's cell phone on a dark bus. he says thank you later at his stop.
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