Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

try to grab gf's hand walking out of a movie theatre grab very short 55 year old woman's boob

try to grab gf's hand walking out of a movie theatre grab very short 55 year old woman's boob  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets UWC Interview Sees email was sent four minutes ago and waits a couple hours to confirm he's going

Gets UWC Interview Sees email was sent four minutes ago and waits a couple hours to confirm he's going  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Turned 18 today Spend all day "Offline" on Facebook so it seems like you have a life

Turned 18 today Spend all day

stands up to sing one line in ashrei when nobody else would sings wrong line

stands up to sing one line in ashrei when nobody else would sings wrong line  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl calls and wants to hang out Too busy on youtube to hear the phone ring

Hot girl calls and wants to hang out Too busy on youtube to hear the phone ring  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Get's invited to party at date's best friends house Gets distracted by hosts's Husky, forgets about date and friends and spends all night playing and hanging out with the dog in front of tv.

Get's invited to party at date's best friends house Gets distracted by hosts's Husky, forgets about date and friends and spends all night playing and hanging out with the dog in front of tv.    Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Someone makes meme reference in class Too afraid to ask when the narwhal bacons

Someone makes meme reference in class Too afraid to ask when the narwhal bacons  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl invites you to her dorm for a sleep over. "I need to study"

Cute girl invites you to her dorm for a sleep over.

Everyone stares at me when I enter the room Entered the classroom 5 minutes late

Everyone stares at me when I enter the room Entered the classroom 5 minutes late  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

He says "my cock loves you" while banging me "my cock loves you too"

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