Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

wins dare to eat 8 cheeseburgers shits his pants

wins dare to eat 8 cheeseburgers shits his pants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has casual sex with girl for a few months Bumps into her 2 years later: "do you remember me?"

has casual sex with girl for a few months Bumps into her 2 years later:

Gets two blowjobs in one night First girl disgusted by big load Second girl disappointed by lack of cum

Gets two blowjobs in one night First girl disgusted by big load
Second girl disappointed by lack of cum  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Visits New York City Wants to go to the movies.

Visits New York City Wants to go to the movies.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

get my own room at college house because i snore loud as fuck

get my own room at college house because i snore loud as fuck  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girls hitting on me like never before Female friend decides to act as if we were a couple

Girls hitting on me like never before Female friend decides to act as if we were a couple  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally had awesome make up sex masturbated too many times earlier, can't come.

Finally had awesome make up sex masturbated too many times earlier, can't come.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Found out girlfiend's reddit account Because of a post she made talking about how awkward our first date was

Found out girlfiend's reddit account  Because of a post she made talking about how awkward our first date was  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Two hot girls ask me if I would get in trouble if I wasn't at the front desk for awhile "Yeah, there's cameras everywhere"

Two hot girls ask me if I would get in trouble if I wasn't at the front desk for awhile

pooped before taking shower pooped again after shower

pooped before taking shower pooped again after shower  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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