Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes in for high five kid has no arm

goes in for high five kid has no arm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets to spend the day with a great person Finds out she punches babies

Gets to spend the day with a great person Finds out she punches babies  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Do you play guitar? you have long nails Nah, I just haven't cut them in a few weeks

Do you play guitar? you have long nails Nah, I just haven't cut them in a few weeks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl wants to have sex "I masturbated two hours ago so I don't think it'll work"

Girl wants to have sex

Finally worked up courage to ask hottest girl at work for number She asks why?

Finally worked up courage to ask hottest girl at work for number She asks why?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets booty-called at 2am Fell asleep at 1 am

Gets booty-called at 2am Fell asleep at 1 am  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girls ask me to be the third in their threesome kills mood by roleplaying lord of the rings during sex

hot girls ask me to be the third in their threesome kills mood by roleplaying lord of the rings during sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

random Cute girl from class asks you to watch her drink promises not to put any drugs in it

random Cute girl from class asks you to watch her drink promises not to put any drugs in it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Dream up original content after years of lurking on social media Repost

Dream up original content after years of lurking on social media Repost  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

She pulls it out of my pants Dried up piece of toilet seat cover stuck to the tip

She pulls it out of my pants Dried up piece of toilet seat cover stuck to the tip  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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