Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally gets a raise Because of minimum wage increase

Finally gets a raise Because of minimum wage increase  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys new car Continues to walk to avoid talking to people about the new car.

Buys new car Continues to walk to avoid talking to people about the new car.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

delivers pizza to apartment of redditors acts unfamiliar to reddit

delivers pizza to apartment of redditors acts unfamiliar to reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Checks phone right as person texts back... ...realizes was checking phone every 10 seconds.

Checks phone right as person texts back... ...realizes was checking phone every 10 seconds.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Looses virginity can't finish because fapped two hours ago

Looses virginity can't finish because fapped two hours ago  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl tells me she shaves everywhere Even your arms?

Girl tells me she shaves everywhere Even your arms?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Made it to the front page of reddit made it to the front page of reddit

Made it to the front page of reddit made it to the front page of reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to get laid wakes up

about to get laid wakes up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl waves and winks at me Because i let her merge into my lane

Hot girl waves and winks at me Because i let her merge into my lane  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of perfect thing to say when cashier hits on him Mumbles "yes" and walks away

Thinks of perfect thing to say when cashier hits on him Mumbles
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