Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets cute girl's number while waiting at the car wash and get her number Accidentally hit delete instead of save on her number as she drives away

Gets cute girl's number while waiting at the car wash and get her number Accidentally hit delete instead of save on her number as she drives away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

posts memes to make thread go off topic. everyone else posts memes as well.

posts memes to make thread go off topic. everyone else posts memes as well.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

do you have a girlfriend? no, do you?

do you have a girlfriend? no, do you?      Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets up to change position during sex Punches girl right in the face

Gets up to change position during sex Punches girl right in the face  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes a post about the correct use of sap forgets to add an example of how it should be used

makes a post about the correct use of sap forgets to add an example of how it should be used  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes an amazing, creative, and interesting post Accidently submits it to the wrong subreddit.

Makes an amazing, creative, and interesting post Accidently submits it to the wrong subreddit.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Returns jacket to hot girls home Sets off her house alarm

Returns jacket to hot girls home Sets off her house alarm  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Crush texts me Asking for my best friends number

Crush texts me  Asking for my best friends number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Adds "Literally" and chuckles "Yeah, Pun intended"

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comes up with great memes never posts them

comes up with great memes never posts them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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