Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Took a girl's virginity today She's actually on her period.

Took a girl's virginity today She's actually on her period.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

finds lost child part of konys army

finds lost child part of konys army  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets the ring from britney spears

gets the ring from britney spears  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thinks of awesome pickup line Two weeks later

Thinks of awesome pickup line Two weeks later  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets phone number from girl it's yours

gets phone number from girl it's yours  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

made funny joke in class crush wasnt there today

made funny joke in class crush wasnt there today  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Looked at Reddit today for the first time as a non-lurker

Looked at Reddit today for the first time as a non-lurker  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Smokes weed at the park 5 police cars full of cops stop near and head towards him

Smokes weed at the park 5 police cars full of cops stop near and head towards him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Never been friendzoned because i've never had a girl as a friend

Never been friendzoned because i've never had a girl as a friend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Falls in love with amazing guy Lives on the other side of the world

Falls in love with amazing guy Lives on the other side of the world  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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