Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

win presidents trophy get knocked out first round.

win presidents trophy get knocked out first round.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

loses virginity girl later claims it was rape

loses virginity girl later claims it was rape  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to buy condoms Runs to self checkout

Goes to buy condoms Runs to self checkout  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Was asked out at uni by a guy after 20mins of speaking Only realised after I went home

Was asked out at uni by a guy after 20mins of speaking Only realised after I went home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Drunk at a party: gets five girls' numbers Sober the next day: doesn't know how to talk to any of them

Drunk at a party: gets five girls' numbers Sober the next day: doesn't know how to talk to any of them  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Downloads Reddit Client for phone Now takes half hour to poop

Downloads Reddit Client         for phone Now takes half hour to poop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Successfully goes home with girl and gets into bed goes to sleep

Successfully goes home with girl and gets into bed goes to sleep  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ref directs arm towards net to indicate a goal high-fives him

Ref directs arm towards net to indicate a goal high-fives him  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl I know wishes me "happy birthday" "Thanks, You too!"

Hot girl I know wishes me

Cute girls sit next to you at a party Can't. Stop. Farting.

Cute girls sit next to you at a party Can't. Stop. Farting.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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