Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Starts a softball team for redditors No one shows up

Starts a softball team for redditors No one shows up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

about to have sex "a cyborg didn't give you anything to drink, right?"

about to have sex

on first date with super cute girl poop really fast so she thinks you just went pee

on first date with super cute girl poop really fast so she thinks you just went pee  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tons of girls want to date me... ...once they run out of better options

Tons of girls want to date me... ...once they run out of better options  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl says she likes Sodomy MY ASS STILL HURTS

Girl says she likes Sodomy MY ASS STILL HURTS
  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hanging out with girls acts the way he normally would

hanging out with girls acts the way he normally would  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finger your amazingly hot girlfriend decide to explain the process of sexual arousal till she laughs and tells you to stop

Finger your amazingly hot girlfriend  decide to explain the process of sexual arousal till she laughs and tells you to stop  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finish charmingly making plans with female on facebook chat Say nothing after out of fear of ruining what just happened

Finish charmingly making plans with female on facebook chat Say nothing after out of fear of ruining what just happened  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

takes seat next to hot girl in every class doesn't talk to her

takes seat next to hot girl in every class doesn't talk to her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has swag Slips

Has swag Slips  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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