Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Making out with hot girl in bed Ejaculate 4 times, don't have sex

Making out with hot girl in bed Ejaculate 4 times, don't have sex  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Takes women flowers and chocolate on valentine's day Gets paid for it.

Takes women flowers and chocolate on valentine's day Gets paid for it.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girls below window avoid eye contact and run into friends room to hide

Hot girls below window avoid eye contact and run into friends room to hide  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends laugh really hard at joke Not sure if it was the joke or if I said something stupid

Friends laugh really hard at joke Not sure if it was the joke or if I said something stupid  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Asks girl out Get rejected because not a douchebag

Asks girl out Get rejected because not a douchebag  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets hot Sri Lankan chick Forgets how to pronounce her name

Meets hot Sri Lankan chick Forgets how to pronounce her name  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

go to night club with friends leave night club with friends

go to night club with friends leave night club with friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

I couldn't stop thinking about you last night date is march 1

I couldn't stop thinking about you last night date is march 1  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

friendzoned her

friendzoned her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"Hey, I just met you, and this crazy, but here's my number, so call me, maybe?" "Oh I love that song"

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