Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes eye contact with hot accountant while using the ATM on the other side of the window

makes eye contact with hot accountant  while using the ATM on the other side of the window  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flashes headlights to car in oncoming traffic Realizes down the road own headlights aren't on

Flashes headlights to car in oncoming traffic Realizes down the road own headlights aren't on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

have one night stand with a girl add her on facebook and never talk again

have one night stand with a girl add her on facebook and never talk again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

asks girl to dinner at a restaurant

asks girl to dinner at a restaurant  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

having personal conversation with crush spit in her mouth while talking

having personal conversation with crush  spit in her mouth while talking  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

unemployment is going which way?

unemployment is going which way?  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Buys condoms, cashier winks and says have a safe night "You Too"

Buys condoms, cashier winks and says have a safe night

Attractive and single woman watches and listens to me She's my sister

Attractive and single woman watches and listens to me She's my sister  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend lets me give her a facial direct shot to the eye

Girlfriend lets me give her a facial direct shot to the eye  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

propositioned for sex squawks

propositioned for sex squawks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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