Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has sex with super hot chick Does math equations in head to last longer

Has sex with super hot chick Does math equations in head to last longer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally makes the front page Too socially awkward to reply to any comments.

Finally makes the front page Too socially awkward to reply to any comments.   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Keep eye contact when speaking to a girl They tell you it creeps them out

Keep eye contact when speaking to a girl  They tell you it creeps them out  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl admits she had a sex dream about SAP "Don't worry, those dreams don't mean anything"

Hot girl admits she had a sex dream about  SAP

Has 95% compatible match on dating site Ex wife

Has 95% compatible match on dating site Ex wife  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

never in the friend zone cause never had female friends

never in the friend zone cause never had female friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hook up with attractive Irish girl "You're magically delicious!"

Hook up with attractive Irish girl

Lives in a house with all girls terrified of pooping cause it might smell

Lives in a house with all girls terrified of pooping cause it might smell  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally makes some new friends They live in a different state

Finally makes some new friends They live in a different state  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Open NSFW link at work boss gives thumbs up

Open NSFW link 
at work boss gives thumbs up  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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