Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

convince a girl to send you a naked picture drop your phone in water before getting the picture

convince a girl to send you a naked picture drop your phone in water before getting the picture  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes back to some girl's place jizz in my pants

Goes back to some girl's place jizz in my pants  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask a girl out, She says "yes" "Ohh ok maybe some other time?"

Ask a girl out,
She says

SAATANA PERKELE VITTU SAATANA!!!

SAATANA PERKELE VITTU SAATANA!!!  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets hot girl in bed and starts fingering her Forgets that he was cutting up jalapenos earlier

gets hot girl in bed and starts fingering her Forgets that he was cutting up jalapenos earlier  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Be nazi forgot about FuHRER BIRHDAY

Be nazi forgot about FuHRER BIRHDAY  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets Whistled at they were actually whistling at my best friend

Gets Whistled at they were actually whistling at my best friend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

A cute girl Tried to take keys away from me, when i was drunk at a party I lied and said I was mormon, sober and had Muscular Dystrophy.

A cute girl Tried to take keys away from me, when i was drunk at a party I lied and said I was mormon, sober and had  Muscular Dystrophy.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot guy asks what perfume I'm wearing "Febreze."

Hot guy asks what perfume I'm wearing

hot girl tells him they should talk sometime "What shall we talk about?"

hot girl tells him they should talk sometime
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