Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

date finds the meal you made her delicious forgot she was allergic to soy

date finds the meal you made her delicious forgot she was allergic to soy  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

GET ASKED OUT BY A CUTE GIRL YOU ARE ALSO A GIRL

GET ASKED OUT BY A CUTE GIRL YOU ARE ALSO A GIRL  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Home alone with cute girl and is about to get a kiss from her Gets boner and she runs away

Home alone with cute girl and is about to get a kiss from her Gets boner and she runs away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sneak up and pinch my husbands ass at the store not my husband

Sneak up and pinch my husbands ass at the store not my husband  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl makes joke about 2 a.m. booty call Changes text tone to loudest and most annoying ring possible just in case

Girl makes joke about 2 a.m. booty call Changes text tone to loudest and most annoying ring possible just in case  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gives amazing example in class Repeats it out loud for the next week.

Gives amazing example in class Repeats it out loud for the next week.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Find Something Reddit-worthy Realize you found it on reddit

Find Something Reddit-worthy Realize you found it on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys strap-on

Convinces girlfriend to try anal so girlfriend buys strap-on  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Brags to coworkers about hanging with friends all weekend Is really talking about on xbox live

Brags to coworkers about hanging with friends all weekend Is really talking about on xbox live  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pretty girl at work waved at me tried to wave back but hands were full, so i ended up flicking her off

Pretty girl at work waved at me tried to wave back but hands were full, so i ended up flicking her off  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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