Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

girl gives you her phone number excitedly enter incomplete number into phone

girl gives you her phone number excitedly enter incomplete number into phone  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets 3 notifications on FB Same L&L Message in 3 groups

Gets 3 notifications on FB Same L&L Message in 3 groups  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has enough money to go on holiday somewhere nice Goes to Ireland instead and spends it all on booze

Has enough money to go on  holiday somewhere nice Goes to Ireland instead and spends it all on booze  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

saw a friend on the bus now i can't listen to my music

saw a friend on the bus now i can't listen to my music  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Gets a girl with piercings and tattoos in bed Pokes eye with her eyebrow stud right away

Gets a girl with piercings and tattoos in bed Pokes eye with her eyebrow stud right away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Ask if she wants to come get a massage. She says "Why don't we just massage eachother?" "No, I'd rather have a professional do it."

Ask if she wants to come get a massage. She says

Sex with GF in a tent at camping. She yells out "I'M COMING!" Guy in neighbor tent yells "great for you, now shut up!"

Sex with GF in a tent at camping. She yells out

Boss offers to buy you new laptop caught off-guard by question and instinctively decline offer

Boss offers to buy you new laptop caught off-guard by question and instinctively decline offer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Mows neighbors grass who hasnt mowed it all year neighbor comes over and apologizes, feel bad and start apologizing for doing it

Mows neighbors grass who hasnt mowed it all year neighbor comes over and apologizes, feel bad and start apologizing for doing it  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

doesn't give a shit about anything has an excessively large and loose colon

doesn't give a shit about anything has an excessively large and loose colon  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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