Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Flirting with a refugee who thinks I'm funny and intresting Take off OTA elite helmet and reveal burned, bandaged, ugly face.

Flirting with a refugee who thinks I'm funny and intresting Take off OTA elite helmet and reveal burned, bandaged, ugly face.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets closer to flirtatious girl at bar burns her with cigarette

gets closer to flirtatious girl at bar burns her with cigarette  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Female nurse: "Wow. You don't look like a 39 year old man." Realizes she's looking at my weiner.

Female nurse:

meet a nice lady, make friends, end conversation with hug add her on facebook, no response, new friend request from her husband

meet a nice lady, make friends, end conversation with hug add her on facebook, no response, new friend request from her husband  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sees cute girl walking alone at night, gives her a clever compliment Gets mistaken for a rapist

Sees cute girl walking alone at night, gives her a clever compliment Gets mistaken for a rapist  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"I can come over and help you study. ;)" "No, but seriously if you need help studying let me know."

gets asked out by crush on april 1st

gets asked out by crush on april 1st  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

goes to movies with girlfriend, find out she masturbated in the toilets after watching Insidious

goes to movies with girlfriend, find out she masturbated in the toilets after watching Insidious  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Lasts a long time during sex Gets bored, fakes an orgasm, girlfriend doesn't notice

Lasts a long time during sex Gets bored, fakes an orgasm, girlfriend doesn't notice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Best friend has wet dream about me Shes mad because I came inside of her

Best friend has wet dream about me Shes mad because I came inside of her  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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