Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You dance like a hot guy" "but you're not"

Has first one night stand ever proposes

Has first one night stand ever proposes  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl runs up smiling and gives a big hug "I thought you weren't going to come because you had diarrhea!"

Cute girl runs up smiling and gives a big hug

looks and feels amazing on nights he has no plans

looks and feels amazing on nights he has no plans  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

tells new friend to watch an awesome movie forgets there's a sex scene

tells new friend to watch an awesome movie  forgets there's a sex scene  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girlfriend asked me to stay with her while her parents are away Guess i won't be pooping for a few days

Girlfriend asked me to stay with her while her parents are away Guess i won't be pooping for a few days  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

out partying all weekend Can't stop thinking about all the catching up to do on reddit

out partying all weekend Can't stop thinking about all the catching up to do on reddit  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

SEES PRETTY GIRL WAVING AT ME BETTER LOOK BACK AT MY NOTES

SEES PRETTY GIRL WAVING AT ME BETTER LOOK BACK AT MY NOTES  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finally takes girl out to a movie Deliverence

Finally takes girl out to a movie Deliverence  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a successful post thinks about doing an AMA

Has a successful post thinks about doing an AMA  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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