Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Sends boyfriend picture of tits so he can see the weird, unattractive bump that's formed.

Sends boyfriend picture of tits so he can see the weird, unattractive bump that's formed.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has better salary than work colleagues. secretly orders food and eats it alone so no one will judge

has better salary than work colleagues. secretly orders food and eats it alone so no one will judge  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Calls the number of a girl he got at a bar adrenaline rush

Calls the number of a girl he got at a bar adrenaline rush  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

walks into office for interview, feeling confident and social, checks in & jokes with receptionist loses all nerve and stammers over every other word during interview

walks into office for interview, feeling confident and social, checks in & jokes with receptionist loses all nerve and stammers over every other word during interview  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Just Found diamonds! i have yet to find coal.

Just Found diamonds! i have yet to find coal.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

cute girl says she likes my shirt disconnects

cute girl says she likes my shirt disconnects  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Pulls out Cohiba Behike at cigar lounge Lights the wrong end

Pulls out Cohiba Behike at cigar lounge Lights the wrong end  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Meets dozens of new people the first week of school never talks to any of them ever again

Meets dozens of new people the first week of school never talks to any of them ever again  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has a phone interview scheduled they never call: "Oh, thank god!"

Has a phone interview scheduled they never call:

Holds door open for cute girls girls turn around and exit through other door

Holds door open for cute girls girls turn around and exit through other door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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