Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl starts stroking hair. "i wouldn't do that if i were you"

Hot girl starts stroking hair.

Get hot girl's phone number after meeting her at the bar drunkenly send 400 text messages to her explaining how rad you think she is

Get hot girl's phone number after meeting her at the bar drunkenly send 400 text messages to her explaining how rad you think she is  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

About to get head Underpants on backwards

About to get  head Underpants on backwards  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl at school starts talking to me Tells me how awesome her boyfriend is

Hot girl at school starts talking to me Tells me how awesome her boyfriend is  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Answers question correctly in front of hundreds of students "Interesting... Can you elaborate?" . . .

Answers question correctly in front of hundreds of students

Suddenly Able to talk to girls and strangers has nothing in common with all of awkward friends

Suddenly Able to talk to girls and strangers has nothing in common with all of awkward friends  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to the store to buy condoms drives 3 towns over to avoid anyone he knows

Goes to the store to buy condoms drives 3 towns over to avoid anyone he knows  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

100% approval rating on first post from the 5 people who voted

100% approval rating on first post from the 5 people who voted  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

comes up with really intelligent and witty comment 4 hours after the conversation

comes up with really intelligent and witty  comment 4 hours after the conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

makes girls wet by nervously spilling drink

makes girls wet by nervously spilling drink  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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