Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talked to pretty girl at bar forgot to ask for phone number

Talked to pretty girl at bar forgot to ask for phone number  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Up voted a new post Have been browsing the front page all day

Up voted a new post Have been browsing the front page all day  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Chooses Profession where work is only in large cities prefers towns with 50 or less residents

Chooses Profession where work is only in large cities prefers towns with 50 or less residents  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Comes up with Terrific comeback Voice Cracks

Comes up with Terrific comeback Voice Cracks  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hot girl asks you to sign her yearbook Writes "have a good summer"

Hot girl asks you to sign her yearbook  Writes

CATCHES A GIRL SMILING AT HIM IMMEDIATELY CHECKS HIS FLY

CATCHES A GIRL SMILING AT HIM IMMEDIATELY CHECKS HIS FLY  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes out with hot girl wonders how many dicks have been in that mouth

Makes out with hot girl wonders how many dicks have been in that mouth  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Has lots of friends Doesn't know who to sit next to or save a seat for

Has lots of friends Doesn't know who to sit next to or save a seat for  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kisses Girl "Sorry I thought you were someone else"

Kisses Girl

Buys alcohol underage, doesn't get carded Clerk rips you off

Buys alcohol underage, doesn't get carded Clerk rips you off  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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