Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with cute girl on bus, she smiles back Runs home to check "missed connections" on craigslist

Makes eye contact with cute girl on bus, she smiles back Runs home to check

Has lived in house for 8 years Still doesn't remember what clothes go in which drawer

Has lived in house for 8 years Still doesn't remember what clothes go in which drawer  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Goes to graduate school to increase knowledge No longer knows how to talk without citing 3 references

Goes to graduate school to increase knowledge No longer knows how to talk without citing 3 references  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Thank a girl for the drunken booty call the night before. Same name, wrong girl.

Thank a girl for the drunken booty call the night before. Same name, wrong girl.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

has sex in public won't take off shirt to get in pool

has sex in public won't take off shirt to get in pool  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Creates Most Socially Awkward Penguin Contest as Joke Wins

Creates Most Socially Awkward Penguin Contest as Joke Wins  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Friends congratulate you on your higher test grade apologize

Friends congratulate you on your higher test grade apologize  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

strikes up a converstion with some one talks from a specific distance away

strikes up a converstion with some one  talks from a specific distance away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

on skype videocall with half-naked girlfriend can't start a conversation

on skype videocall with half-naked girlfriend can't start a conversation  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Cute girl in line behind me gives me change so I don't have to break another dollar "I'll be sure to pay it forward"

Cute girl in line behind me gives me change so I don't have to break another dollar
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