Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Recreates American Gothic painting with new GF to announce our relationship The real one is actually a painting of a farmer and his DAUGHTER

Recreates American Gothic painting with new GF to announce our relationship The real one is actually a painting of a farmer and his DAUGHTER  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

hot girl comes up to talk to me right after i farted

hot girl comes up to talk to me  right after i farted   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Introduced by a friend to a cute girl, asks her out She's dating the friend.

Introduced by a friend to a cute girl, asks her out She's dating the friend.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"You're really cute!" "I like balding guys with glasses."

your hot i rather tay with cold thank you im all ready a couple the blue joking about couple thing

your hot i rather tay with cold thank you im all ready a couple the blue joking about couple thing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Listens to great music while walking changes whole movement to be on the beat

Listens to great music while walking changes whole movement to be on the beat  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Hitting on a really cute girl while walking my new puppy Puppy pees on my foot.

Hitting on a really cute girl while walking my new puppy Puppy pees on my foot.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Finds all of a girl and her gang on their own. Being stoned by girls with their gangs.

Finds all of a girl and her gang on their own. Being stoned by girls with their gangs.  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

compliments woman behind in line about flower purchases "Thanks, we're taking them to the cemetary"

compliments woman behind in line about flower purchases

woman says you are yummy and wants to make out with you in front of her two young children from two different fathers

woman says you are yummy and wants to make out with you in front of her two young children from two different fathers  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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