Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Texts "Hey, I just met you" in hope of getting her number "I Won't Fucking Call you"

Texts

Inbox: I want to deep-throat you so bad right now outbox: oh nice

Inbox: I want to deep-throat you so bad right now  outbox: oh nice  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

grinds and dances with hot girl in white booty shorts all night somehow splits hangnail on finger, and leaves little bits of blood all over her shorts

grinds and dances with hot girl in white booty shorts all night somehow splits hangnail on finger, and leaves little bits of blood all over her shorts  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

winked at a girl wearing sunglasses

winked at a girl wearing sunglasses   Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Makes joke about pregnant cousin giving birth because she's due in 2 weeks Finds out she gave birth 2 hours ago

Makes joke about pregnant cousin giving birth because she's due in 2 weeks Finds out she gave birth 2 hours ago  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Kid from class goes to give you a high five Was actually just waving to a friend

Kid from class goes to give you a high five Was actually just waving to a friend  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Talks to old High School cheerleader crush trips over stool while walking away

Talks to old High School cheerleader crush trips over stool while walking away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

"likes" my reply "likes" every reply

Make eye contact with cute girl begin walking in maual mode

Make eye contact with cute girl begin walking in maual mode  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

gets invited to a party gets kicked out for breaking something

gets invited to a party gets kicked out for breaking something  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin
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